Parenting Maestro Gifts

'I wonder which dopey voice he's going to use this time.'

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

'How many times have I told you kids? Don't play ball in the hive!!'

'You are so unorganized!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

A Day In The Kitchen

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

Creative entrepreneur at work

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

The Working Mum

"Streaming"

"I'm right here. Focused!"

"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Project Manager Showdown

"Speed reader...?"

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

"Hello?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

Business Vacation.