Family Fun Maestro Gifts

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Non-Drip ?

'Nothin' beats a wild block party.'

The Working Mum

'I home-schooled all seven kids. Right now I'm in the teacher's lounge.'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Where are the kids?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'The fifth rule of parenting. . . cross that bridge when you come to it.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Nest building

"These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand..."

"Our love is magical. In other words, a grand illusion."

Spinning Plates!

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

The Violin Artist

Workers rest

"Yep. Looks like I'm pregnant again."

"It's cooties."

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

We are on the move. . .

Carols

"How sophisticated is Jeremy's palate?

'How many times have I told you kids? Don't play ball in the hive!!'

Singing

"My husband works from home."

"Technically I have managed to get that big old sofa out the door..."

'Yes Gov. Found the trouble you needed a new windscreen wiper blade.'

'You are so unorganized!'

'Ere Mabel, know anything about agreeing to a home swop?'

Nah, I didn't see that movie. I bought the merchandise, though.

Piano Four Extremities.