Parenting Hack Seeker Pillows

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'The stuka brought you.'

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

Smartphone Sonogram

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

The modern generation!

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'