Parenting Hack Seeker Pillows

"She used to have 'time out' in her bedroom but we find getting her to watch reruns of the 'Antiques Roadshow' far more effective!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

The Digital Family

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Damn it, are we flying a spoonful of peas again?"

'We're beta testing Goo-Goo Glass.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

'The stuka brought you.'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

'Wow, Mom, how long has he been in time-out?'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."