Parenting Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

Mother, Baby and Family Friends

I like the Jets...I guess

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'The child is very illogical'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Suffering from Cooties?

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

I love my family!

Growth Charts

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Two children play with a pedal bin

Crying baby

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Early childhood development

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'