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Child walks into home - Sign reads 'Your mother is in the workplace.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

Supermom.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Suffering from Cooties?

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Kitchen Tetris

"First break since 2008."

Growth Charts

Washing Line Walker

Toddler Feeding Solutions

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Crying baby

Early childhood development

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"My first Father's day!"

Laptops

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Parenting magazines.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Husband and Child in Pram

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"All right. Time to grow up."