Parenting Balancing Act Enthusiast Prints

Child walks into home - Sign reads 'Your mother is in the workplace.'

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Supermom.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Kitchen Tetris

Suffering from Cooties?

Growth Charts

"First break since 2008."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Washing Line Walker

Toddler Feeding Solutions

Crying baby

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

Early childhood development

'Look, dear. Her first opinion.'

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Sweet dreams my little tax break."

"My first Father's day!"

Laptops

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Ouch. . . Aaaargh!!. . . Stop it!. . . "

Mother: 'He has your eyes.'

Parenting magazines.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Dad waiting for baby to be born.

Speed Bump Ahead.

Husband and Child in Pram

"You just wait tilll your father gets home!!"

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'