Balancing Acts Pillows

Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

"The loser must engage in small talk."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Supermom.

Cycling with a harp case

Kitchen Tetris

"First break since 2008."

Washing Line Walker

Treading a fine lion.

Laptops

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Football party

Man with Sword in Penholder

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Spinning Plates!

"Now on the count of three, each of you will turn, aim, and fire, all the while keeping your core engaged.

Tightrope Walker.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

O.K., now just recite the alphabet backwards and you're free to go.

A gymnast holding a balloon

Handstand

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Tightrope Walker

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

Gymnastics.