Balancing Act Pillows

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

So far, boys and girls, this President job is one heck of a balancing act!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

Cycling with a harp case

"First break since 2008."

Washing Line Walker

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Laptops

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Power/Expenditures

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Green Bike

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Man with Sword in Penholder

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Spinning Plates!

Tightrope Walker.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Red book

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

Spinning plates

"He's given up finding any more savings from the schools budget. . ."