Balancing Act Pillows

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

So far, boys and girls, this President job is one heck of a balancing act!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

Cycling with a harp case

"First break since 2008."

Washing Line Walker

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

If you don't mind, we'll work through lunch...

Laptops

Power/Expenditures

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Green Bike

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

Man with Sword in Penholder

Spinning Plates!

Tightrope Walker.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

Why didn't you go before we left?

Red book

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

'We've got to think about our lending policy for small businesses... Like my tailor!'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'