Parenthood Discussion Gifts

There's no way I'm ready for kids

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Baby Screen Time

Growth Charts

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

'This is a fine time to leave! What if the doctor delivers the baby while you're out!'

"We have the exact same taste."

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"He won't eat anything but corn."

"Skip the funny voices tonight—O.K., Dad?"

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Young Gums

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'