Parental Support Seeker Pillows

"Mom, my student loans are so high, I was wondering if I could start doing chores again for an allowance."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"And this is my life support system."

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

'Oh, we don't actually teach math any more ? we found it was too hard on the kids' self-esteem.'

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Other than being sent to the principal's office, my detention, and three day suspension, school was good."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"I love group...however, I don't feel that everyone honors my right to express my fears."

'My mom just explained babies to me. I'm not sure, but I think I'm a bird and you're a bee.'

"Your inability to turn off your critical voice, combined with your fear of disappointing your overbearing, demanding father, is causing you to lose faith in your fastball."

'See, I told you my dad would like you.'

"It all started with my addiction to crackers, then crackers and cheese, which led to crackers, cheese and wine! But thanks to AA meetings, I've turned my life around. . ."

"Very impressive. Leave it with me. Mommy will get back to you by the week."

Leaning on a friend

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"The lesbian world welcomed me with open arms -- I can;t just leave."

"Is your dad in a good mood? We're heading into uncharted territory."

"It's my baby sister's. She leaked when we got her, and we've been trying to fix her ever since."

'I told my Mom either the sitter goes, or I go!'

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

Worriers Support Group.

Generation Ex - Divorce Support Group.

"That 12th step is a doozy."