Parental Patience Ninja Gifts

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"I'm so good at this!"

Batman's Baby

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'Ugh Not Again!'

"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."

"How come I always get the crying baby right behind me?"

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I just called to say I love you, but come to think of it - can I borrow some money?"

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'We'll just blame it on the fish.'

'Why are you so obnoxious?' 'Heredity!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Gosh, before you know it they'll be all grown up and making poor decisions that you can't comment on or ever make peace with!"

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"I've had it with the nineties!"

Driver being taught by impatient parent

'Oh, don't even think about living life vicariously through me!'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"Quick! ...Do it now!"

Woman Breast-Feeding Two Babies & Third Child Sucking Breast-Shaped Ice Cream

"Look, it's just a cold. . . ok?. . . It is not, I repeat, not! The Coronavirus."

Sandwich Shop

'There was a riot in my neighborhood last week. It took me an hour to get my five children under control.'

New Mothers and Priorities

"As a child, Timothy would often test his mother’s patience."

Are you calling 911?!

Mum outside the baby's room saying 'shush' - but the baby is wide awake.