Parental Controls Explorer Pillows

"Her phone has parental controls, but I have to ask her how to use them."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

Constructing your own prison!

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

'126,000 words done...now I just need to work out what order to put them in.'

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

Big Brother

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

'If I was a bird - do you know who I'd poop on first?'

'She lets the aupair drive the 4x4 to prep school.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'