Parental Comic Lover Pillows

'When it's summer I won't have to do math.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Early photobombing

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

Window Treatment

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Suffering from Cooties?

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."