Parenting Comic Collector Pillows

'I appreciate your memo calling for more tolerant and forgiving parents. Now, what did you do this time?'

'Remember sweetheart, act natural.'

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

'Until I was thirteen I thought my name was stop it!'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

The Fourth Little Pig

Cariactures

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'If corporate lawyers are a dime a dozen, where are the other ten?'

Welcome Spring.

'Super Dog'

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"You've changed."

"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."

Bears catching fish

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

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Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1