Parenting Comic Fan Pillows

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

Cross Mom

"Why don't you tell him how we spent the money for his education on this vacation. That should cheer him up."

'Heck yes!'

'He said his first word today --'Yikes!''

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Early photobombing

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Super Heroes.

Suffering from Cooties?

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I swear by my spell checker. I have a mental block for spelling. Even 'Hooqued on Foniks' didn't help.'

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Superheroes Having a Drink

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"