Parent Who Loves Animals Pillows

I can't afford to pay for Fluffy's spay...

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Satisfaction, stat!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

When Dogs Rule

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Autumn Dog

Zen Kitten

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."

Balding dog

"Did you or did you not perform the fake ball toss on my client, causing irreparable humiliation?"

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

No, I don't need a doggy bag, but how about a kitty bag?

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

Dog responding to his master doing a crossword.

'I'll call you back, we just got in a load of furniture.'

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Every Dog Has His Day

"I understand everything he says, but I've found that maintaining a blank expression results in less work."

"I don't allow pets on the furniture, but I do allow them on the guests."

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."

The Man Who Could Talk To Dogs

'She seems to like this spot.'

Toddler sharing dog food

"He's part bok choy."