"Forget the ransom...I say we call the parents and say we'll pay them to take her back!"
Parent Who Has Seen It All Gifts
Looking for a gift for a parent who has seen it all? Our collection blends humor and warmth, perfect for acknowledging their wisdom and resilience. From amusing mugs to clever prints, find something that speaks to their seasoned perspective and makes them feel appreciated. These gifts celebrate the countless adventures, lessons, and laughs they've collected over the years, making every moment special.
Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
In case of Emergency: Break Glass
"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."
'He licked all my tongue depressors.'
I love my family!
"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."
"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."
'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'
Jeff's Smorgasbord
"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."
"I told my mom either the sitter goes, or I go!"
'I knew you would come crawling back.'
“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”
'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'
"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."
7 Dwarves of Fatherhood
Lemming mothers
Honey, I'm home. Did you change Kyle's diaper?
"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"
"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."
'I think it may be a limited edition.'
A baby being christened in a scuba mask.
Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'
Stork Story.
They Removed my Brain.
'My wife and I can't have dogs!'
Baby car seat for a Native American.
"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"
"You can't have dessert until you eat all of your people nuggies."
"No dessert until you eat all your candy."
'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'
'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"
'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'
Parent Who Has Seen It All Gifts Collection
Parent Who Has Seen It All Mugs
Discover our collection of witty and heartfelt mugs perfect for parents who have truly seen it all—bring a smile to their mornings.
Parent Who Has Seen It All Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows designed for parents with a lifetime of stories—bring comfort and a smile into their favorite spaces.
Parent Who Has Seen It All Prints
Explore decorative prints that celebrate the wisdom and humor of experienced parents—great for adding personality to any room.
Parent Who Has Seen It All T-Shirts
Check out our clever t-shirts that salute seasoned parents with humor and warmth—ideal for everyday wear or special occasions.