Parent-teaser Prints

'I'm getting a tattoo removed just to annoy my parents.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

A Tit for Tat.

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"It took some figuring, but I think I figured out how to handle a temperamental teenager."

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

Code Red!

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

"Why do they tell us not to be childish? We're only nine!"

"Before you know it, they'll be all grown up and moved to Brooklyn."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I handled his last adventure. You take this one."

"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."

'We should've just dropped off our lists and taken our chances. But no, you had to bring a lawyer into the negotiations.'

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

'Okay, I'm sorry I called you a cheeky monkey. Now, stop moaning and eat your banana!'

"Your munchkins are always welcome to play in my garden."

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'Mom says it's time for a family powwow.'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'When are you going to teach me about the opposition sex?'

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

I couldn't find my other wig