Parent-teacher Whisperer Pillows

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Compression

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

A Tit for Tat.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

Mother's Love

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"What are you in for?"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'

'Do you feel as foolish as I do, having a conference with Billy's teaching machine?'