Pupil Whisperer Pillows

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Compression

A Tit for Tat.

Children's education

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Mother's Love

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

Having It All

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"Mom can really push my buttons. She installed them."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Cleaning the Horse

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'