Parent-teacher Whisperer Mugs

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Compression

A Tit for Tat.

Something tells me it's not going to be a good school report!

Common Core Family Therapy

Mother's Love

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I thought those D's meant dedicated!"

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"What are you in for?"

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"In fact, the work's been so good that we question whether it's Will's own."

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"I don't need your help with my homework. Actually, I was a little disappointed with your work last time."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

'Here's another email from a parent, written in lower case with no punctuation and seventeen spelling errors, demanding we do a better job of teaching social skills.'

'I called you in to talk to you about your son not being able to sit still.'

'Can I help it if she's a rotten teacher?'