Parent Pleaser Pillows

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"I wouldn’t worry about it, Chris. Father thinks all my dates are ‘Marxist moles.’"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"He looks just like your husband."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."