Parent-child Dynamics Lover Prints

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

Boy on father's knee

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Young Godzilla.

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

You have to hunt a different one

Old and young

'Little Tommy took the cap off the sauce bottle when he got home from school in the end.'

"Stickers, fairy tattoos, a coloring book ... but no, Mom, I'm not seeing any stretch-mark cream in the goody bag."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'And I said to him: 'Actually, I'm the white sheep of the family'...'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"Surely, Son, you can find something to paint indoors."

'A cow is called 'productive livestock' because it gives milk. Parents are productive livestock, too, because they give pocket money.'

"You call that a made bed?"

Naive.

'Young man, face it. There's not going to be a regime change around here!'

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'Bring your birth certificate when you pick me up - My Dad will want to see it.'

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

'I see by your resume that you are my son. If this checks out, the job is yours.'

"Adam, it's the boys. You've got to do something about their fighting! I swear someday one of them is going to kill the other one!"

'How many times do I have to tell you? Go and wash your trunk before dinner!'

"Papi, can you take me to the carnival at the mall?"