Family Dynamic Lover Prints

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Old and young

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

A child as a pet substitute.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"We need to have a serious talk."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'