Parent-child Dynamic Enthusiasts Prints

'Do you think Mum and Dad are trying to keep an eye on us, by enroling on the same university course as us, Colin?'

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Damn it, agree to whatever she demands. No matter what it takes, I want my mommy."

'Just wait till it's my turn to make long-term care decisions for you!'

'Mom, would you have married Dad if you had seen him in high definition first?'

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"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

'The only thing we have in common anymore is the kids are driving us both nuts!'

'Don't try so hard . . . I want a dad, not a homey!. . .'

Bartlett's Expanded Quotations

"Go ask your mother."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned susidiary of you and Mom?'

'Ask your other father.'

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

'You must have been just a little girl when you married daddy.'

"Jack and Nina's concern grew when their son, James, confided in them that his imaginary friend was, in fact, a short-tempered snapping turtle."

'And I said to him: 'Actually, I'm the white sheep of the family'...'

"When will someone teach us how to share?"

"My four-year-old son usually helps me, but he's at his grandparents' home."

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

"Honey! It's your mother … she's found us!"

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."