Parent-child Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

Polygamists' Picnic

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

"It's from the children. They'd like us to let them in."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"Ask Mom for Sweet Chunk Cookies. If she says no, ask Grandma."

'Today is my day to baby sit.'

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."