Parasol Perfectionist T-Shirts

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

Perfection

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"You're welcome."

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

"Now you can send it."

Wanting his picnic with Gwen to be perfect, Hal made sure they would not be bothered by ants.

'This course is a great ego builder.'

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

A man working on a model airplane

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

Decorating a column.

"Come on, we're late. Your crosshatching looks fine."

"And on the eighth day, the Lord just puttered around..." "That cloud doesn't belong there. Did I do that? I'd better move it..."

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Mount Everest.

"Our standards are so high we only hire people who do crossword puzzles in ink."

"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

Sculptor's Attempts At Sculpting Crumpled Paper Ball End Up In Trash

Abstract Art

"There are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"The Graphene making process is working perfectly."

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

4 Failure Types: Mr. Underprepared, Ms. Overprepared, Ms. Insecure, Mr. Overconfident