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"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

'This homeland security is getting out of hand!'

The Hypochondria Times.

"It's a no-go area."

'Of course, this whole thing is just a front for the CIA.'

'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'What makes you think somebody's trying to 'get you' ?'

Conspiracy theory support group

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

No Immediate Danger

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"You dropped yer wallet."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Why is it always about me?'

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Prepper Dog

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Caterpillar Paranoia