Paranoia Pundit Mugs

"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."

'This homeland security is getting out of hand!'

The Hypochondria Times.

The Cashless Society is Here

"It's a no-go area."

'Of course, this whole thing is just a front for the CIA.'

'Relax, we've only been for a pint.'

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

'What makes you think somebody's trying to 'get you' ?'

Conspiracy theory support group

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."

Conspiracy Theorist Convention

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

No Immediate Danger

"You dropped yer wallet."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

'Why is it always about me?'

"Is this as good a bad time as any other bad time you've experienced?"

Prepper Dog

"It's Eden. You don't have to keep checking for ticks."

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'

"Fill out all these highly intrusive forms...we can't wait!"

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'I keep thinking I'm being watched...'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."