Paranoia Pun Appreciator Pillows

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

First Novels.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Cat Nip.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Punt Cake

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Banana Split...

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."