Parallel Universe Ponderers Gifts

Quantum Psychic

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'But what is the universe for?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Origins of Everything

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Ten Commandments

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Great, now we're lost."

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"This just in; the Sun has exploded. Further developments in eight minutes."

Off to a bad start.