Paradise Appreciator T-Shirts

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Lei-ing Hens

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

'We'd better speed up the Eve project -- Adam's got himself an imaginary playmate.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Self Service Island

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

Aloha!

'...Well if this is heaven, why aren't you using a Mac?'

Clouds getting into angel's shoes.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

"Over there - an island!"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Not so heavenly

'Life is becoming more and more expensive.'

'Missin' rib, snake, guilt, eviction. . . and not a Stress Counsellor in sight!'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'