Parade Skeptic T-Shirts

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Well, here's one who doesn't like a parade.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Progress?

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Cheek

"Is really wet, here!"

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

Bayonne Festival

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

Gin & Tonic.

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

On the Campaign Trail...

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

'Sir, do you have a permit to float that. . . Uh, balloon?'

Health Care Parade

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

Firemen's New Year