Parade Skeptic Mugs

"This is the worst parade ever."

'Well, here's one who doesn't like a parade.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"It's a great story, funny and entertaining - and better still it's not won a single prize for literature."

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Progress?

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Cheek

'This associate has a first rate mind...and a third rate suit.'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"Well, really, there's nothing that would stop us from actually working. It's just tradition that has us drones lazing around."

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

Liberty, equality, sorority.

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Is really wet, here!"

Bayonne Festival

'We just drive by and throw candy and stuff like in a parade.'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

On the Campaign Trail...

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

From the tournament of neuroses parade

"Whenever I'm feeling down, I throw myself a parade."

Gin & Tonic.

"She's not the perfect wife, but at least she's not always buying shoes."

"We may have to leave you if there's a parade."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

Firemen's New Year

The Anti-fascist Night Wolves

'We both like walking in the rain, and we both love a parade, but I just can't stand it when she rains on my parade.'

'Sir, do you have a permit to float that. . . Uh, balloon?'

Health Care Parade

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.