Par-timer Gifts

Golf Balls $1 Vending Machine

Sir Winston Churchill

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"A little help, please."

Monday around 9PM.

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'I'd say you're a little late...'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

Jurassic Country Club.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"You said to start the laundry and bathe the cat, so I thought I could save time if..."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

Still living with parents....

'And you dolls are the only friends I need to keep me... hey, where are you going?'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Papi...how come you're always bringing work home?"

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

Charles de Gaulle

"Waking at 2 A.M. is how I stay one step ahead of all the people who wake at 5 A.M."

Why don't you do what I do, pass it on.

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Young John McCain, Meet Old John McCain

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

Cornucopia of work.

Mine and Countermine