Paperwork Maven Gifts

Director: US Space Research.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Inout baskets.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

The Buck Never Stops.

In, out, shake it all about.

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Smoke and mirrors.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

InIn by-products.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

In - Out - Pending.

Responsibility and duties

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with