Paperwork Maven Gifts

Director: US Space Research.

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In basket-case.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Storm in the out tray

Here and There Trays

Organization is not rocket science!

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'The job calls for a little filing now and then...'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

Inout baskets.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

The Buck Never Stops.

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

In, out, shake it all about.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Smoke and mirrors.

"These are just the guidelines, the forms are in the truck outside!"

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

InIn by-products.

In - Out - Pending.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Responsibility and duties