Paperwork Comedian Mugs

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Files of Doom

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

Artistic License

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Trash-talkin' artists

Filing Trays.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Monet At Open Mic Night

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.