Paperwork Comedian T-Shirts

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Files of Doom

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Trash-talkin' artists

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Filing Trays.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

Monet At Open Mic Night

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

Ye Olde FIgure-Drawing Classe

I'm not retired yet...I'm just practicing.