Paperwork Parody Enthusiast Mugs

'Why's this cheque wet?' - 'I was crying when I wrote it.'

"Still waiting for a response from compliance..."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

Filing Trays.

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Cow InOut Trays.

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

Files of Doom

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

'911!'