Paperwork Parodist Mugs

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Here's a certificate you don't have yet.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Filing Trays.

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

Files of Doom

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

'What's this filed under G?'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

David Blunkett

'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'