Paperwork Parodist Mugs

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Here's a certificate you don't have yet.'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Indecision and Outrage Trays

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Filing Trays.

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

Files of Doom

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

'I told him that I was leaving...that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork, the mind and morale sapping mountain of procedures and protocols!'

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

'What's this filed under G?'

'I wanted a few words about your tax return - have I called at an inconvenient time?'

'What do you mean, for Simkins? I'M Simkins!'

David Blunkett

Filing - Defiling - 'Heh, heh, heh' - Paper Cut - 'Oh, not so funny now...'

'Bemis, what ever happened to good old 'in-out' boxes?'