Paperwork Humorist Mugs

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

IRS Forms - 'I'd like the short form instead. . .'

Computer munching his way through a pile of paper

General's desk: 'attack...defeat...destroy'.

"There's just time for you to sign your paperwork..."

"It's a question that management would like you to fill out explaining why you want to retire early."

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

'Ms Simpson, I believe I've finally done it. I've written the Great American Memo.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."

Smoke and mirrors.

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Indecision and Outrage Trays

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Which of you knows how to operate the paper shredder?"

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Editor. Short. Sweet.

Trays 'IN' 'OUT' and 'Don't ask'

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Filing Trays.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'