Paper Conquistador Gifts

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I feel your pain."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Just call me Picasso!

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Have a good weekend!"

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

Careerist

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

'My right brain isn't working.'

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

Contest to enter the University

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Sure, I can talk. My desk is totally cleared off."