Paper Conquistador Gifts

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"I feel your pain."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Just call me Picasso!

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'I think it has reached critical mass.'

"Have a good weekend!"

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I'm bearly keeping ahead."

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Supermarket Merge

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"It's not that you're a failure. It's that you completely lack the capacity for success."

Painter's Duel.

"Stop staring"

Kate's first task as new principal was to right a number of wrongs.

Climbing in the Bureaucracy.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

"The boss is really pushing me to finish up before Thanksgiving."

"If you work hard and put in the hours, there's nowhere to go but up."

Careerist

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

People being buried under enormous falling tax credit forms.

Contest to enter the University