Paper Bag Enthusiast Gifts

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"Which free tote goes best?"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Does my bum bag look big in this'

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Bag Lady.

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

Commuter X-Ray

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'Grampa, how can we become a book, like you?'

Handbags Authenticated

Manager making paper dolls out of suggestion box entries

Death carries a bag for life

"You're holding the paper upside down, Kevin. . ."

Please use both sides of the paper.

Bookmaker: Tote Bag.

Adventure

"Do you have room in your bag for this?"

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

'Okay, I'll stop calling your shoulder bag a man-purse. But I refuse to call those high heels 'Studlettos'.'

'Can't fake origami.'

She had a thing about Tote bags.

Cut out and keep your own Jesus.

Advanced Origami