Papal Role Player Pillows

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

Ethelred II

"Look...the Pope's not stoppin' by for a little chit chat! He's here to admonish you and revoke your powers in the name of God!"

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

Inside church reactions to the Pope's resignation...

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

The world welcomes Pope Francis I

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

'Sorry about the war, folks - I was off my meds.'

The Pope

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'Not only did they overthrow me, the bums also kept the damage deposit!'

'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'

A king stands on his balcony; his legs match the balustrade.

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

'I couldn't possibly kiss you. I just don't find you attractive. '

Not 'Time' or 'Newsweek' yet, Sire — but you made the cover of 'Dungeons and Dragons'!

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'