Pantry Raiders Prints

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"This stool shall pass."

To do before Saturday...

Ghostbasters 3

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

Diet Enforcer

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"