Pantry Raiders Prints

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

To do before Saturday...

Ghostbasters 3

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'Do we have any empty calories in this house!!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'This refrigerator isn't big enough for the both of us.'

'Bugger it, we're out of beer!'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

Diet Enforcer

'Danny has a magnetic personality...that's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door.'

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"I'm afraid that walking to the refrigerator 5 or 6 times a day does not count as exercise."

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

"It's an alarm sensor. It barks like a dog when someone's at the door."

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'Oh, Fred does exercise. He takes frequent walks to the refrigerator.'

"Did someone eat my edamame ice pack?!"

'I hope you like it. I call it refrigerator cleanout casserole.'

"I thought we agreed no midnight snacks?"

'When he opens the refrigerator door, the only thing in there that's safe is the little light bulb.'

'I want you to hack into our competitor's computer systems and steal their recipe for apple crisp.'