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'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"I started a new business. . ."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'You and your shortcuts.'

'I've left him, Daddy - The pervert tried to book me into a hotel with him.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'

"No, no, don't crash. . . I forgot to save my document!"

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

"False alarm, that was only a rumor that just went through the market."

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'