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'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

"The best laid plans of mice and men... differ materially in their objectives."

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"He's given up trying to find anything else he can cut to reach 40% savings."

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"I started a new business. . ."

'What will it cost me for you to elope?'

'You dropped your day planner.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

Western Institute of Architectural Design - Congratulations class of 2005!

'Just taking precautions in case the plumber doesn't come before the house sinks!'

'I've left him, Daddy - The pervert tried to book me into a hotel with him.'

Lawn mower breaking kit

"I thought about what you said and I've outlined a plan."

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

hitchhiking turkey - Escaping the Holidays

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

'Update on the new deadline! 8 hours is the new 2 weeks!'

"I got this many because I heard there was a shortage."

"No, no, don't crash. . . I forgot to save my document!"

"And I want to be buried face down! I'm a stomach sleeper."

"False alarm, that was only a rumor that just went through the market."