Panic-inspired Innovator T-Shirts

"Panic can also be the mother of invention."

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Fight or Flight

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

World's cheapest car

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

"It's almost flu season! Stay indoors! Touch no one!"

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

Bagging the Chipmunk

'I think I see your problem. You didn't use the swear words listed in the assembly instructions.'

Panic Button

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

The Haroplane

Mime artist reading: 'Thinking Outside the Invisible Box.'

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

Nice custom job, Bill!

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

'How can I put this....?'

Lighting a Pipe

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.