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"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

The stock market sky is falling.

North Korea

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

'How can you be so cheap?'

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"We were wondering if now would be a good time to panic."

"I've half a mind to protest."

Euro-Meltdown

Gas Prices

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"I'm going to ride it out."

'I do wish you would stop asking for change back when they pass the plate.'

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"The world's getting smaller, right, so why are the postal prices getting larger?"

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

Keep freedom of religion! ...for only MY religion. Jesus is coming! ...any day now for 2,000 years. we nead strog chuch leader ship ...and a spell-checker. I'm here to support Jesus. ...only because my dad SAID their would be pizza. Porn stains the soul!

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"Have you noticed? They're making everything smaller at the grocery store...but they're keeping prices the same!"

'Any investment objective is just to keep up with tht price of gas and prescription drugs.'

Covid: I Love Stupid People

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"He never has any stress but he is a carrier."

"No, he's not one of ours. Have you tried accounting?"

'Now, this placebo is recommened by four out of five doctors.'

'If caller ID shows our number, it's just a tricky telemarketer...but in case I'm wrong you'd better answer to see what you want.'

'Everything's gonna be great!' 'I'd never trust a politician who wasn't willing to lie to me!'