Pangolin Enthusiast Gifts

Save the Pangolins! 'All the other animals were already taken.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"What we didn't have but obviously needed was an alarmist."

COWS: Cow Pong

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Ugh Not Again!'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

"You're welcome."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Hellbillies.

Napoleon marches off alone

Elton John

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

Around the piano

"Thank you, Sir."

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Camille Saint-Saens

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