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Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

2016 election squabbles!

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Brexit

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

"Wow...this is the best current events report I've seen in a while. How about....'A'!"

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."

Night of the Living Well-Read

The press offers different interpretations of the same speech.

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"