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Ronald set mesmerized by the Mathematical Society panel discussion, all the while fantasizing that one of his idols would pull him onstage.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

2016 election squabbles!

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

Brexit

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"I'm just saying, if you keep insisting we seriously discuss problems and work on solutions, we're stuck here all afternoon!"

Night of the Living Well-Read

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

'I think I'll write it up for 'The Journal of Controversial Research'.'

The press offers different interpretations of the same speech.

Banks or Loansharks?

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"